Love is in the Air?
Colston Loveland putting up back to back serviceable weeks showing love to fantasy managers who held on through thick and thin finishing as the TE3 on the week. Will he continue to deliver or just love bomb fantasy owners?
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Tony P puts on a Show in potential Final Act in the Music City
Tony P erupts for 37 fantasy points and 3 TDs finishing as the RB1 and number one overall player on the week. Could this be his final act in Tennessee?
Joe Burrrrrr Heats Up with a cup of Tee
Joe Burrow starts off HOT off the bye finishing as the QB1 on the week attributed to a healthy cup of Tee finishing as the WR3 on the week.
5 Years a Slave
With a win this week Orban has officially lost to me for 5 years straight in MMT. Our all time H2H stats are as follows, 17-4 in MMT and 4-0 in dynasty for a collective 21-4 record. I am Aaron Rodgers and Nick is my bears. I own you.
Roses Are Red and Flowers in Bloom
Little Uzi himself drops a season high 29.7 points to kickoff the slaughter Sunday morning. Pair that with a TD a piece from JT and Oliver… Smith and Wilson didn’t even need the 44.3 points left on the bench to put the Strib Club deeper into debt.
Isiah Definitely, Finishes as the TE1
One of the best late round picks in the draft, Isiah Likely is the TE1 on the year. He’ll look to keep it rolling with double 9’s.
Love finds the Golden Ticket
Love is all you need. Jordan Love finds the Golden ticket as Packers offense keeps rolling, building a formidable duo.
Rodgers Finds Germie to Revitalize Career
Forget the ayahuasca, Aaron Rodgers finds new Germie to turn back the clock.
Pitts Finds a Good Penix
All Kyle Pitts needs is a good Penix to succeed. Is it just a fling or will this continue?
Drake Maye Be Back
After an abysmal start and a good cry, Drake Maye regaining last seasons MVP runner up form, even with stone handed AJ Brown. Sometimes you just need a good cry.
Trevor Lays Down the Law
Trevor Lawrence finishes as QB1 on the week reminding everyone who the number one public defender is in Jacksonville.
Local Unemployed Man Casts VooDoo Spell
Man resorts to black magic and voodoo spells to ensure fantasy win in week 5. Some people rumor he sacrificed an orange cat as part of the ritual. It pays off to a weekly high score and dropping to 10th in PA.
Writer’s Block: The MMT Newsroom Goes Silent
In a stunning turn of events, the MMT editorial staff has officially hit a wall. Sources close to the newsroom confirm that creativity is at an all-time low, while expectations somehow remain even lower.
Thank you, Annabelle!
Jahmyr Gibbs is putting up video game numbers through 5 weeks - He looks to keep it going after the early bye as the Lions host the Packers in week 7.
Local Fool Overpays For Rental WR3
League buffoon and current basement resident overpays on Keon Coleman. $28 for a potential 1 week WR3 rental! Shakir was thrifted at a bargain for $2 and presents more stability. Sign the lease now you’re staying down there!
Man vs Machine
ChatGPT was no match for the indominable human spirit. Compute this AI, you lose!
Castaway to Savior
Emmanuel Wilson, once a castaway on the wire turned into an RB2 life raft for the short term.
Local Strib Club Re-opens!
The local ‘Strib Club’ has reopened! However patrons beware as it has been turned into a makeshift ICU after a mass casualty event where over 5 people have been placed on IR or ruled out for several weeks. (This place sucks).
Mathlete Captain Young Plays with a Tet for the First Time
Bryce Young finally figures out what it’s like to play with a Tet after beating the Lions convincingly.
Jackson Continues Not to Perform Second Act
Lamar Jackson Concertgoers Furious After Once Again Receiving Only Half a Show
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