Standings
| # | Team | Owner | Record | Streak | PF | PA | DIFF |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Jahmyrror on the Haul | stodtjs | 6-2 | W2 | 1132.86 | 1011.64 | +121.22 |
| 2 | Slim Pickens | anttarri | 6-2 | W2 | 1122.78 | 980.28 | +142.50 |
| 3 | Flexual Misconduct | dbforthree | 6-2 | W3 | 1120.78 | 991.70 | +129.08 |
| 4 | Allen the Hips | pshorty7 | 4-4 | L3 | 1246.08 | 1112.12 | +133.96 |
| 5 | Lamborghini Mercy | rinaldi | 4-4 | L1 | 1054.82 | 1079.04 | -24.22 |
| 6 | The Rise of Rome | EggYolked | 4-4 | L1 | 1026.82 | 996.28 | +30.54 |
| 7 | Boston Mayessacre | rspeakeasy | 4-4 | W1 | 881.50 | 974.32 | -92.82 |
| 8 | ODaddy's ChatGPTeam | ODaddy5 | 3-5 | W1 | 1019.62 | 1024.00 | -4.38 |
| 9 | Superbowl Hangover | mmbaseball213 | 3-5 | L2 | 974.46 | 1062.00 | -87.54 |
| 10 | THE 2026 Chargers | kalmannko | 0-8 | L8 | 955.44 | 1303.78 | -348.34 |