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Quick takes, overreactions, and league banter.
Rome’s Legacy At Stake?
A strange calm has fallen over the plains of Italy. Two armies converge. The battle for one city’s soul. The steady cry’s of two generals: “Let us now go; make famous this field out here.” Will the knight’s watch hold? Or Will the night’s whores prevail? Only Father Time can tell us.
Get in line… free dub in MMT basement
Step right up! After Josh, King Henry & JSN of course. In bad taste considering the times? Yes. Will each of us still take our turn? Also yes.
Bowerless No More
Brock Bowers doesn’t miss a beat in his return from his low taper fade on his meniscus, hauling in 10 catches for 116 yards and a TD in a Raiders 35-27 road win over the Saints.
Big Cock Brock
That is all.
Can you spot the difference?
Can you spot the difference between the Packers and these garbage cans? Several individuals are reportedly struggling to identify one.
You like that?
Happy Thursday
Rodgers’ Last Ride Turns Into a Funeral Procession
Steelers offense so anemic no amount of ayahuasca could make you hallucinate that they’ll be good. Time to hang it up, Aaron.
The Masseuse is back?
Watson bringing back shades of 2020 and I’m not talking about the virus. Although some would say the Browns offense is an epidemic in itself. Perhaps a happy ending does the trick.
The Boston Mayessacre: A Scientific Investigation
New peer-reviewed study reveals fantasy manager is still able to utilize the waiver and reject trades while sporting room temperature IQ.
Local Scam Artist Threatens League Integrity
Beware! Crazed loser tries to ship off middling RB1 and injured WR2 for elite WR1 talent with use of fake news and lies! Don't fall for it!
Panic! At the Endzone
Panic Meter Week 3 Boston Mayessacre ability to find the end zone 12/10. 1 total team TD through 2 weeks…just like the real life Atlanta Falcons. Caleb Williams pain tolerance 100/10 Marvin Harrison 10000/10 Achane 5/10 Hampton 3/10 Packers OL 358760/10
Bryce Young Legit?
Has Bryce Young FINALLY lived up to being the number one overall pick or just a victim of an easy schedule to start? Jury is still out but certainly beginning to raise some eyebrows.
Jaxon is that NJIGBA
Worried about repeating as a top 5 receiver or no Darnold? Fear no more, he is that Njigba.
Lord Have Mercy I'm About to BUST
Probably the biggest bust since Adam & Eve. Loveland leaving fantasy managers desperate after two weeks now compounded with the absence of no nail polish for a few weeks.
Dominance… a league of his own 👑
The separation between first and second place through 2 weeks is astounding. Some are saying it’s not even a fair fight! The season long points race might already be over. Catch me if you can…
Preston Wire to Wire?!?
Wire to wire winner with no waiver wire additions? Can it be done??
Strib Club Closed Indefinitely
Shut the lights off, lock the doors, and put the chairs up. The Strib Club is officially closed for the foreseeable future.
King Henry Is Ageless
Father Time remains winless. Derrick Henry is still out here running through people like it’s 2019. It must already be snowing in VT.
No Love for Mr. Loveland
Time to overreact. Bears score 59 points and this man puts up a goose egg. Is Colston Loveland already a bust?